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I Hereby Disqualify Myself from the Olympic Pizza Luge Team
A Very Special Mailbag
Liz Cook
Jul 5
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I Hereby Disqualify Myself from the Olympic Pizza Luge Team
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The Haterade Help Desk Is Now Taking Calls
The mailbag returns (soon)
Liz Cook
Jun 15
11
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The Haterade Test Kitchen Makes Depression Tots™
Combating nihilism with crispier crowns.
Liz Cook
Jun 4
29
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Consider the Chive Tea Latte
Make it dirty or clean, as long as it’s green.
Liz Cook
May 11
14
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Home Economics: Every Month Is the Cruelest Month
On restaurant boosterism and "consumer-oriented" journalism.
Liz Cook
Apr 16
6
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Home Economics
A newsletter ouroboros and a two-headed snake
Liz Cook
Apr 8
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Introducing: Chicken Drink
Jocks mock the stock cocktail, but flocks squawk: "it rocks!"
Liz Cook
Feb 22
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Dry Toast for the Bourgeoisie
Or, decorative items for gracious living
Liz Cook
Feb 11
7
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The Haterade Annual(ish) Report
Plus: your survey results!
Liz Cook
Jan 22
12
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One Appletini, Please
Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the schnapps of war.
Liz Cook
Jan 10
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One Appletini, Please
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Eating Packing Peanuts is the Patriotic Thing to Do
Heap your gastrointestinal health on the pyre of commerce
Liz Cook
Dec 7, 2021
7
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Throw Away Your Tupperware
When the best solution is also the laziest
Liz Cook
Nov 13, 2021
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Throw Away Your Tupperware
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