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Tastes Like Cancer
(And potato salad.)
Jul 21 • 
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April 2025

Cooking with Dom DeLuise
The dream of the ‘90s is alive and portly
Apr 29 • 
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January 2025

I Regret to Announce that I Cannot Stop Eating the Shaq Gummies
I have the blood sugar of a very large, very tall man.
Jan 23 • 
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Turkey Bacon for Teetotalers
Get organized this New Year by mechanically separating your meats.
Jan 7 • 
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October 2024

Homemade Pasta Is Easy When You Have Three Hands
The Haterade Mailbag returns against all odds and most wishes.
Oct 7, 2024 • 
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May 2024

Turns Out, Nobody Needs A Restaurant Critic
The Haterade diss track
May 2, 2024 • 
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February 2024

Introducing: Barbecue Running Gel
It's time to smoke the competition.
Feb 29, 2024 • 
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January 2024

How to Garnish
Instructions on making (and becoming) a Silly Goose
Jan 12, 2024 • 
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September 2023

It's Okay to Be a Mediocre Cook
The Mitt Romney salmon is good, actually.
Sep 30, 2023 • 
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June 2023

Divorce Licorice
Introducing: the salmiakki blood pressure cuff
Jun 3, 2023 • 
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November 2022

Tiny Hot Dogs for the Modern Man
Introducing: Smoke Sheaths
Nov 29, 2022 • 
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Happy Birthday, Haterade
The Terrible Twos. Plus, new merch!
Nov 23, 2022 • 
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