Introducing: Flucker

Ruin your Vitamix with xanthan gum

Oct 26 • 

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July 2025

Tastes Like Cancer

(And potato salad.)

Jul 21 • 

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April 2025

Cooking with Dom DeLuise

The dream of the ‘90s is alive and portly

Apr 29 • 

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January 2025

I Regret to Announce that I Cannot Stop Eating the Shaq Gummies

I have the blood sugar of a very large, very tall man.

Jan 23 • 

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Turkey Bacon for Teetotalers

Get organized this New Year by mechanically separating your meats.

Jan 7 • 

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October 2024

Homemade Pasta Is Easy When You Have Three Hands

The Haterade Mailbag returns against all odds and most wishes.

Oct 7, 2024 • 

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May 2024

Turns Out, Nobody Needs A Restaurant Critic

The Haterade diss track

May 2, 2024 • 

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February 2024

Introducing: Barbecue Running Gel

It's time to smoke the competition.

Feb 29, 2024 • 

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January 2024

How to Garnish

Instructions on making (and becoming) a Silly Goose

Jan 12, 2024 • 

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September 2023

It's Okay to Be a Mediocre Cook

The Mitt Romney salmon is good, actually.

Sep 30, 2023 • 

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June 2023

Divorce Licorice

Introducing: the salmiakki blood pressure cuff

Jun 3, 2023 • 

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November 2022

Tiny Hot Dogs for the Modern Man

Introducing: Smoke Sheaths

Nov 29, 2022 • 

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