Also, this footnote broke my heart: "I am allowed one taco pizza per year on my birthday, because no one else in my life likes them." I stopped reading immediately to reply. I'm sure your friendships with the Earl of Snootingham and Lady Fancypantaloons are rich and rewarding, but I'm afraid someday you'll be on your deathbed regretting that you didn't have taco pizza at least quarterly. Can you start bringing it as a side dish for Thanksgiving? Frozen on a stick to a pool party? This is Liz "I invented garlic bread lip balm" Cook we're talking about! You are not bound by the laws of man, science, or god!
What about the sour cream for the taco pizza that comes in the shape of, I just looked this up, a Digonal Trapezohedron which is a special type of tetrahedron.
Casey's still uses 'taco chips' on their pizzas, as they have since the 1980s: https://www.caseys.com/menu/pizza/taco-pizza/p/8153
Also, this footnote broke my heart: "I am allowed one taco pizza per year on my birthday, because no one else in my life likes them." I stopped reading immediately to reply. I'm sure your friendships with the Earl of Snootingham and Lady Fancypantaloons are rich and rewarding, but I'm afraid someday you'll be on your deathbed regretting that you didn't have taco pizza at least quarterly. Can you start bringing it as a side dish for Thanksgiving? Frozen on a stick to a pool party? This is Liz "I invented garlic bread lip balm" Cook we're talking about! You are not bound by the laws of man, science, or god!
The Other Place uses Doritos on their taco pizza!
What about the sour cream for the taco pizza that comes in the shape of, I just looked this up, a Digonal Trapezohedron which is a special type of tetrahedron.
The Other Places uses Doritos on their taco pizza!