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Phineas X. Jones's avatar

I'm glad someone is doing this terrible work and I only have to read about it

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Michael Weston's avatar

greatest thing i've read all month

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Therese's avatar

Dreaming of a celery straw with which to slurp this masterpiece

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LA Enck's avatar

Garnish those Bloody Mary’s with a cocktail shrimp and you’d really put the prawn in food pron. in the mean time, I will respond to all vaguely suggestive remarks with a thicc drincc gif. Not sure what your threshold recognition and appreciation of literary genius but surely you must be approaching it

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Heather Wood's avatar

you need to garnish the rim with crushed up gribenes

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Liz Cook's avatar

Inspired. Yes.

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Maureen Hirthler's avatar

I’m encouraged to see evidence-based information in your blog. However, an RCT and peer review are advised.

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Liz Cook's avatar

Maureen, I fear I'm going to have trouble finding the "peers"

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rusty's avatar

The Bull Shot has been around forever, try it sometime

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