Recently discovered these at Walgreens! The green "watermelon" ones take me straight back to eating candy the 1990s as a teenager — it's a very "Jolly Ranchers" take on watermelon that's only vaguely reminiscent of actual watermelon, and I love it.
I love your writing. Your comic timing is genius, and I laughed out loud, which is saying something because this has been a very tough week—because of ‘horrors’ to borrow your label and other personal challenges. Thank you.
It's nice to read something goofy and be distracted from The Horrors briefly. I did not know about and was not prepared to see a Shaq gummy head.
Calling gummies steak-like is crazy
Fruit (unisex) is my new favorite turn of phrase for describing candy
Recently discovered these at Walgreens! The green "watermelon" ones take me straight back to eating candy the 1990s as a teenager — it's a very "Jolly Ranchers" take on watermelon that's only vaguely reminiscent of actual watermelon, and I love it.
I sent Shaq gummies to a friend for Xmas. She hasn't provided a review yet, but damn. Steak-like nails them lolol.
(Found mine in a Lowe's Foods in NC)
i almost bought these after reading your subject line a while ago.
but i sat on the article for a while before reading.
Now i am DEFINITELY going crazy when i see them
Justin, I will break Big Cactus with you any time.
I love your writing. Your comic timing is genius, and I laughed out loud, which is saying something because this has been a very tough week—because of ‘horrors’ to borrow your label and other personal challenges. Thank you.
Zabs could also be the name of your cryptocurrency. Marketing gold.
Came here for the rodent repelling tape, stayed for the Shaq Gummies
As a very large, very tall man I am now feeling insecure about my blood sugar.
Also, hilarious content... not often I read something and go, "WTF? I love how this person's mind seems to work!"