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I’d be all over this, but with the damned labor shortage I can’t get a plumber out to install a shower-drain food disposal for months!

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My shower foods have been beer and cheese. The convenience of washing the fruit in the very water you're using to wash your body is a no-brainer.

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This is interesting content. I would love to hear a more technical report. Would you suggest a single bite and stowing the apple on a tower bar or shower rack while you chew and go about your work? Or would you suggest a mindful, focused fruit consumption whilst being pelted by hot waters?

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Good question. I gnaw the carcass clean in one uninterrupted session before proceeding with my ablutions. Prevents #soapfruit and keeps me present and focused on this very important task.

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