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Turkey Bacon for Teetotalers
Get organized this New Year by mechanically separating your meats.
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Homemade Pasta Is Easy When You Have Three Hands
The Haterade Mailbag returns against all odds and most wishes.
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Turns Out, Nobody Needs A Restaurant Critic
The Haterade diss track
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Introducing: Barbecue Running Gel
It's time to smoke the competition.
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15
How to Garnish
Instructions on making (and becoming) a Silly Goose
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15
It's Okay to Be a Mediocre Cook
The Mitt Romney salmon is good, actually.
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13
Divorce Licorice
Introducing: the salmiakki blood pressure cuff
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18
Tiny Hot Dogs for the Modern Man
Introducing: Smoke Sheaths
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20
Happy Birthday, Haterade
The Terrible Twos. Plus, new merch!
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Nostalgia Pizza
The virtues (and limitations) of the Soggy School Lunch Square
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RECIPE: School Lunch Pizza Crust
Embrace the USDA-Certified Sog
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4
Crème de Mouthwash
What price, enlightenmint?
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